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Jack [WATCH]: Billie Eilish Animal Crossing Parody

If all you've been doing for the past few weeks is searching for the next brilliant Zoom meeting background image, learning how to bake bread, listening to Alt 949 and playing Nintendo's Animal Crossing: New Horizons , you're in luck. Echoing the plight of so many players, check out this parody of...
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Jack: [WATCH] The Nugget Jam You Didn't Know You Needed

ICYMI: This is the only Metal+Chicken Nugget mashup you'll need, according to Jack. You might have thought that only your internal monologue belted out loud, metal-inspired ditties about your love and need for chicken nuggets, but once you see this video you'll know you're not alone. A kid named...
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11 Of The Funniest Drunk People From Coachella Over The Years

ALT 949 - San Diego's Alternative Just some drunk people. At Coachella. Being true American treasures. Enjoy! 1. The Dancing Queen Video of Drunken girl at coachella Fest. 2. The Dancing King(s) Video of Dancing drunk dudes @ Coachella 3. The One Who Lost His Friends, But Found Lots Of Booze Video...
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Video: Stoned Woman Gives 'Nun' Makeup Tutorial

She eats four brownies before starting her makeup tutorial.
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Dana & Jayson | [LISTEN] Why Mommy Drinks

Dana is lucky to be the mother of three beautiful daughters under the age of 8, and Jayson is lucky to not have any kids. Sometimes being a parent can be a little much, and so this morning Dana & Jayson premiered a new bit: Why Mommy Drinks . Find out what fun filled family emergency this...
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Dana & Jayson | [LISTEN] Stiff Coffee

When Dana & Jayson found out that the coffee with a Viagra-like ingredient had been recalled, we knew there was only one thing to do. D*** jokes. Lots and lots of d*** jokes. Our parents are so proud of us.
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Gorilla Does Epic 'Splashdance' Routine

This past week, the Dallas Zoo shared a video that is so much fun to watch. Has this gorilla seen "Flashdance"? Because he sure seems to have the "Maniac" moves down. As the Dallas Zoo explained it, "Zola the gorilla demonstrates play behaviors as he splashes and dances during a swimming pool...
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Dana & Jayson | [LISTEN] Take This Job and Shove It

Sometimes on Mondays, you just want to hit the snooze button, and tell your boss to shove it. Since that isn't always a realistic option, we have our Dana & Jayson intern #EntitledMike to quit them for you. This morning, Mike called a Starbucks for one our rundown listeners to tell the bosses...
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Lorde Probably Had a Secret Instagram Account Dedicated to Onion Ring Reviews

Yes, the headline is correct. There is breaking news this afternoon that Lorde had a secret Instagram account dedicated to reviewing onion rings at restaurants across the globe. The shocking report came from a New Zealand news reporter who works for Newshub . The account in question was called...
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