Jack- Dated: A Contractually Mandated Valentine's Segment

Friday, February 14th

Yeah, so what? A lot of people are talking about Valentine's Day today, and you might be sick of hearing about it, but not everyone talking about this Hallmark excuse for a holiday is hooking people up with tickets to see Incubus and 311. This morning, after going over the fine print in his "contract" Jack realized he needed to talk about love, but he refused to do anything positive or uplifting. With most options eliminated, he hit the phones to run down some of the worst Valentine's Day dates the people of San Diego have the brass to recall. Could anyone outdo Jack's own personal V-Day fail? We found out this morning on San Diego's Alternative.