Dana & Jayson - Why Mommy Drinks Reason #23: Vacation

Tuesday, March 20th

Dana has three daughters under the age of 10, and everything isn't always sugar and spice. Every week, Dana peels back the curtain on her home life and gives us the latest reason Why Mommy Drinks. This week, a potential vacation has her stressing out about the blow back, and escaping into her mind for an empty pool and a Mai Tai. 


Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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