Dana & Jayson - Panera Proposal: The Reenactment

Friday, March 9th

ICYMI, Jayson forced Dana to get involved with a scheme to perpetrate a fraud against Panera Bread for free wedding catering. Yesterday, Dana forced Jayson to call the good people at Panera to come clean about his scam, and they were NOT amused. Since we were told we couldn't actually play the phone call on the radio, we decided to reenact the insanity instead. Truth is stranger than fiction (almost) this morning on Alt 949. Listen to the call and judge for yourself.


Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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