Dana & Jayson - News to Us: Thursday, August 16th, 2018

Thursday, August 16th

​All of the news, hardly any of the facts. When you're Dana & Jayson, its all News to Us. We take a handful of the weird, wildest, top trending stories of the day, and dust them with our own unique fairy-dust of wit and wisdom. This morning on the Alt 949 News Network, we found out what new Girl Scout Cookie flavor is on the horizon, how a trunk full of discounted meals fell into the wrong hands, and a happy ending to a sad birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese's. All the news that fits in one segment on San Diego's Alternative.​

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