Dana & Jayson - Mandatory Topical Jokes of the Week: July 17th

Tuesday, July 17th

Because upper management at Alt 949 thinks Dana & Jayson's show needs a little punching up, they've employed a handful of out-of-work sitcom writers to help craft some topical jokes. Since apparently the fine print in their contract obligates them to use these jokes, it's time for Dana & Jayson's Mandatory Topical Jokes of the Week on Alt 949.

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