Dana & Jayson - Jayson's Friend Request: Fortnite Trainer

Thursday, August 9th

​Fortnite is everywhere. You can't turn around without seeing a YouTube video, or Twitch stream centered around the gaming phenomenon. Just because Jayson knows NOTHING about the game, or the people who play it, that isn't stopping him from responding to a Craigslist ad offering Fortnite training services. This should be good. Will Jayson be the last man standing, or will this be GAME OVER for friendship. Find out on Jayson's Friend Request on San Diego's Alternative.

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