Dana & Jayson - Jayson's Bro Summit: D*** Pics

Friday, September 14th

You know that song about needing a hero? This segment is kind of like that, except Jayson needs a her-BRO. When your best friend is a 38 year-old mother of three, you don't have the same opportunities to get quality, testosterone-driven dude time. Lucky for him (and probably us too) we do this thing called Jayson's Bro Summit. He invites a dude from our listener family to join him, bro out, and find out information ALL dudes need heading into a big San Diego weekend. The bro-down is about to go down for Padres tickets.

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