Beard bouquets are here in time for Valentine's Day

January 24, 2019

If you're the type to decorate your beard with mini Christmas ornaments (ahem, Jeremy) then the perfect one-up for you this Valentine's Day!

Gift company Firebox, who sells "unusual gifts, with a twist" has debuted their "Beard Bouquet". Yes, for only $14.99, you can have an entire bouquet of roses in your beard! The set comes with 9 little, fake, clip-on red roses.

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The Fire box website keeps a list of their Top 50 products, and the Beard Bouquet is currently coming in at a solid #3 on the site, behind only some creepy, personalized air fresheners and pillows made with a picture of your (or someone else's?) face.

So, take a look. What do you think of the beard bouquet?

If candy and real flowers just won't cut it, the beard bouquet promises to "last longer and get more attention than boring real flowers".