Mandatory Topical Jokes of the Week!

What did they whip up this week?

October 30, 2018

They're mandatory. They're topical. And... they're technically jokes.

For whatever reason, Alt 949 retains a couple of out-of-work sitcom writers, and stuffs them into something called the Alt 949 Writer's Room. Their main responsibility? Punch up the comedy on Dana & Jayson's show with their weekly batch of topical jokes. Since neither Dana nor Jayson plan to sully their own reputation by reading these bombs, they enlist the plucky and shameless Producer Jack.

What did they whip up for us this week? Take a listen to find out. Laughs not included.