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Dana & Jayson [LISTEN]: Employee of the Month

Dana's Unicorn

September 27, 2019

Dana has a love for something that she'll never get to experience again. Never mind that the certain something in question is universally despised by baristas everywhere, and it contains enough sugar and calories to power an air conditioning unit, Dana doesn't care. Also never mind that Dana has never actually consumed the beverage in question, or that her only real use for one of Starbucks' most extravagant concoctions is strictly for the 'gram. The Unicorn Frappuccino​ has flown away to a better place, and Dana honestly seems like the only one who cares. Why is she still holding on to hope for one more sweet rendezvous with an old fling? We found out this morning on San Diego's Alternative.